I’ll keep editing this post with more resources so please check back for the most up to date info; these are all from trustworthy sources to the best of my knowledge.
they’re giving me the vaccine in powder form so i can snort it
i’ve never seen gone girl or midsommar or the typical “women will excuse or do bad things if they watch this” movies, but because i’m a woman, i’m still incapable of differentiating reality from fiction, which is why i‘ve taken the best #boyboss movies at face value and they led me to commit unspeakable acts. ive been murdering people in new york city & there are men living in my basement bare-knuckle brawling with shaved heads. i blew up ten square blocks of skyscrapers while holding hands with helena bonham carter. i’m in a war over off-white shades of business cards, huey lewis & the news is my favorite band, and i now get phantom visions of brad pitt. i killed jared leto when he was in suspenders and beat him up when he was blonde. man, it just sucks that women cant engage in fiction intelligently, or i wouldnt have to do all this… i havent slept in weeks and i’m eating at dorsia as we fucking speak.
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